Apr 062009
 

Most of the people hate Monday because Monday is a starting of working day and need to face with customers, colleagues, managers and lots of unfinished works. However, we still need to face the fact; you can’t just absent for no reason at all. Therefore, it’s good that you can adjust your own emotion and attitude to overcome the fear of Monday. Here’s a compilation of 15 fun things to do at works which I found from internet and will make you laugh while reading it. It’s up to you if you want to apply these at work, but do not blame me if you get fired by your boss! Enjoy!

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after
you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.

3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a
good point, Sparky.” “No, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha.”

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you’re doing. For example:
“If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven’t lost them as much since you did this.

6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.

7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or
whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward
the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14) Send e-mail messages saying there’s free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunch room. When
people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and
say, “Oh you’ve got to be faster than that.”

15) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine
addiction, switch to espresso.

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